Have You Ever Seen A 100 Dollar Bill…In 3D?

Have You Ever Seen A 100 Dollar Bill…In 3D?


You’re going to soon. So put on your glasses, and enjoy your new money. Get that new money.

It's still All About The Benjamins, 14 years after the song, and the Treasury Department keeps rolling out new ones. Dollar dollar bills, ya'll. I don't know how people can actually counterfeit new bills anymore. What, with 3D technology, virtual imaging, watermarks, live Benjamin Franklins willing to fight you with swords, and the music they're going to play, it's going to be practically impossible to counterfeit anything again, ever. Counterfeiters should just move to other countries that don't have the time and energy to make their bills sparkly with 3D images.

The new features? There's a giant blue 3D stip that alternates with the images 100 and bells, next to that, a copper inkwell that changes color when you tilt it. This is all in addition to the old watermarks, the strip on the side that reads USA, and a giant color-shifting 100. Basically, you'll be able to take drugs, and stare at 100 dollar bills and still have an entertaining and educational evening. So rappers will be even less productive than they are already

Here's to looking at the new 100 dollar bill, flying around in stripclubs across the country.